Showing posts with label Heather Locklear; plastic surgery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heather Locklear; plastic surgery. Show all posts

Friday, February 25, 2011

Picking the Locklear

Before
After the End

Heather, what have you done? 
Since my introduction to you on Dynasty, your looks have never faded. For a WHITE woman that's a triumphant feat to achieve. But now you've fixed an unbroken masterpiece that the finest artists can never reproduce. You aged gracefully, so whoever convinced you otherwise has committed a sin stretching Lalaland's standards.